This I Believe – Part II

    1. Anger is hurt in boxing gloves
    2. #1 is the worst thing I’ve ever written, although I believe it’s true
    3. Sometimes a dream that you left your shirt at the dry cleaner too long means that you’re wasting your life where you are
    4. My ears are growing
    5. If I was starving I would steal something
    6. Decaffeinated coffee is depressed because it will never reach its full potential
    7. Sometimes average people are really diabolical
    8. People who work for ‘you’ but are on commission need your scrutiny
    9. Cats are playing chess while dogs are playing checkers
    10. is one of the greatest inventions of all time



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