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- Anger is hurt in boxing gloves
- #1 is the worst thing I’ve ever written, although I believe it’s true
- Sometimes a dream that you left your shirt at the dry cleaner too long means that you’re wasting your life where you are
- My ears are growing
- If I was starving I would steal something
- Decaffeinated coffee is depressed because it will never reach its full potential
- Sometimes average people are really diabolical
- People who work for ‘you’ but are on commission need your scrutiny
- Cats are playing chess while dogs are playing checkers
- Amazon.com is one of the greatest inventions of all time
